Jacinda lets us leave our lockdown site for some exercise each day, and it’s been good for my sanity to get out and roam the Auckland streets. A few signs have caught my eye whilst I’ve been out and about.

Presumably it’s a hard time to market a new product line. At least they used ‘new’ instead of ‘novel’.

A little Monty Python inspired gallows humour.

I assume the following sign was not written by the University of Auckland Linguistics Department.

The threat of being subjected to a sound trespassing if you are found to be a violator will surely keep any would-be visitors away (such as the two funky figures on the sign who have clearly come to party). However if that doesn’t work they could always threaten to violate any trespassers.

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